I feel like some of you guys think “bad art” is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says “the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one,” when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.
Insincere, passionless, money-hungry art is almost always bad art
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Y'all notice they don’t make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain’t seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.
they should make a followup commercial where the bog spiders are selling the juice
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Jaguars swimming
may i offer you a tank of dinguses in this trying time?
That. That’s the face. If you make THAT FACE hard enough and correctly, kind of pulling a long face while squinching up as well, you will valve your nostrils shut hands-free. Watertight.
i love that they all just churn each other under while paddling
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I want to talk to you about sports, but a weird sport that I found out that you play. I don’t think it’s legal to play. That’s probably true. Is it called fire hockey?
every time i see this, ive managed to forget about it and it newly becomes the best thing ive ever seen
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